Title: Clever Girl
Summary: This could be Buffy and Willow discusing Anya/Xander, or Willow and Xander discusing Anya/Giles in an AU where A/X didn't happen.
"You know what Anya's problem is, Willow?"
"Have you got all day?"
"Seriously. She's a chick, and I don't mean that in a retro bimbo way, it's like she's newly hatched and still wet. Not cute and fluffy-- just wobbly and kind of naked."
"Now I really feel bad."
"Yeah, so do I. The thing is, when a chick is wet like that you can kind of see that birds evolved from those things in Jurassic Park."
“Clever girl.” Willow shuddered.
“I think we’re going to have to deal though, because it’s obvious, she has imprinted on our guy.”