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“You said you’d eat something after patrol.”
“I am eating something, Spike.”
“I meant real food, Buffy, not something that eats itself in your stomach.”
“Gee thanks for that visual. I may never eat yogurt again.”
“Good. You need a proper breakfast. Been working too hard and not eating enough. Beginning to look like a charity case.”
“It’s just the usual pre-apocalypse diet plan. I’m fine.”
“Buffy.”
“Fine. You want me to eat a huge artery clogging breakfast you cook it!”
“Vampires don’t cook.”
“Angel does.”
“As I said…”
“So, Angel can do something you can’t?”
“Hand me the eggs.”
“I am eating something, Spike.”
“I meant real food, Buffy, not something that eats itself in your stomach.”
“Gee thanks for that visual. I may never eat yogurt again.”
“Good. You need a proper breakfast. Been working too hard and not eating enough. Beginning to look like a charity case.”
“It’s just the usual pre-apocalypse diet plan. I’m fine.”
“Buffy.”
“Fine. You want me to eat a huge artery clogging breakfast you cook it!”
“Vampires don’t cook.”
“Angel does.”
“As I said…”
“So, Angel can do something you can’t?”
“Hand me the eggs.”
