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TITLE: The Sofa In Hell
PAIRING: Anya/Giles
RATING: FRT probably
SUMMARY: AU immediately post Tabula Rasa. Anya past comes back to haunt Giles and Xander in the form of a poltergeist. Very angst ridden I might even kill Xander
Have you ever looked for your car keys in the sofa cushions and found some loose change too? One day I lost my memories of Anya and found Aud. It wasn’t nearly as pleasant as finding money, it was more like finding petrified popcorn.
TITLE: Not Exactly Thelma & Louise [working title]
PAIRING: Buffy, Anya and Spuffy with a side of Ganya instead of the other way around.
RATING: G
SUMMARY: AU Into the Woods. Anya goes to confront Buffy after she burns down the vamp brothel and it leads to a road trip.
This might actually get done I have 1500 words already.
The chicken feet had been a good idea. People came to the Magic Box to buy gifts for people who did spells. Chicken feet were useful in some spells, therefore it was a perfectly good idea to give them away. She should’ve simply said that instead of trying to be clever and scooby-ish by making the chicken feet talk. She might have retained a tiny bit of pride if she had, but when Xander laughed she'd just blurted her heart out of her stupid mouth and didn’t that sound like one of her old vengeance jobs? Something made her ask him if that were any way to treat his best friend. Then Willow couldn’t resist saying that Anya wasn’t Xander’s best friend, just his orgasm buddy. Of course, Xander had only made a halfhearted attempt to scold Willow. Why did she always choose the halfhearted men?
TITLE: A Bunny In Time
PAIRING: Giles/Anya
RATING: ? Anya’s hoping for some sex
SUMMARY: This is an AU of the Bunny fic. Take the same Giles and Anya but instead of calling up the spirit leopard they do go to the Eye of What’s it. Only Eye owe’s Anya a big favor. When he tells Anya about weakness in the slayer line she complains it no help because they can’t go back in time to fix it. Eye lives outside of time and says sure you can. Cue season 4 time travel fic with Anya and Giles in their old bodies. Only this time in love and snarking at each other. I may do this one and never post it. Everybody has done this same thing better much than I can. But I like time travel darn it!
TITLE: The Abbey Road Codex
PAIRING: Ethan/Giles, Anya/Giles
SUMMARY: Parody This fic explores the reasons why Giles became disillusioned with the establishment. A theory of Giles’ that was mocked in the early 70s maybe the key to saving the world. If only he’d remembered that his album collection and the only remaining copy his thesis were still in the Sunnydale Store ‘n’ Go before it became crater.
Don’t hold your breath for this one!
The one I will is Displaced. Honest.
PAIRING: Anya/Giles
RATING: FRT probably
SUMMARY: AU immediately post Tabula Rasa. Anya past comes back to haunt Giles and Xander in the form of a poltergeist. Very angst ridden I might even kill Xander
Have you ever looked for your car keys in the sofa cushions and found some loose change too? One day I lost my memories of Anya and found Aud. It wasn’t nearly as pleasant as finding money, it was more like finding petrified popcorn.
TITLE: Not Exactly Thelma & Louise [working title]
PAIRING: Buffy, Anya and Spuffy with a side of Ganya instead of the other way around.
RATING: G
SUMMARY: AU Into the Woods. Anya goes to confront Buffy after she burns down the vamp brothel and it leads to a road trip.
This might actually get done I have 1500 words already.
The chicken feet had been a good idea. People came to the Magic Box to buy gifts for people who did spells. Chicken feet were useful in some spells, therefore it was a perfectly good idea to give them away. She should’ve simply said that instead of trying to be clever and scooby-ish by making the chicken feet talk. She might have retained a tiny bit of pride if she had, but when Xander laughed she'd just blurted her heart out of her stupid mouth and didn’t that sound like one of her old vengeance jobs? Something made her ask him if that were any way to treat his best friend. Then Willow couldn’t resist saying that Anya wasn’t Xander’s best friend, just his orgasm buddy. Of course, Xander had only made a halfhearted attempt to scold Willow. Why did she always choose the halfhearted men?
TITLE: A Bunny In Time
PAIRING: Giles/Anya
RATING: ? Anya’s hoping for some sex
SUMMARY: This is an AU of the Bunny fic. Take the same Giles and Anya but instead of calling up the spirit leopard they do go to the Eye of What’s it. Only Eye owe’s Anya a big favor. When he tells Anya about weakness in the slayer line she complains it no help because they can’t go back in time to fix it. Eye lives outside of time and says sure you can. Cue season 4 time travel fic with Anya and Giles in their old bodies. Only this time in love and snarking at each other. I may do this one and never post it. Everybody has done this same thing better much than I can. But I like time travel darn it!
TITLE: The Abbey Road Codex
PAIRING: Ethan/Giles, Anya/Giles
SUMMARY: Parody This fic explores the reasons why Giles became disillusioned with the establishment. A theory of Giles’ that was mocked in the early 70s maybe the key to saving the world. If only he’d remembered that his album collection and the only remaining copy his thesis were still in the Sunnydale Store ‘n’ Go before it became crater.
Don’t hold your breath for this one!
The one I will is Displaced. Honest.
