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A Spuffy, Dawn drabble inspired by my volunteer work at writercon. With apologies to BarbC because she'd do Buffy making salad better and probably has ;).
“Why do they always say to tear the leaves instead of chopping them?” Buffy asked.
“I think it’s so the lettuce doesn’t bruise,” Dawn said.
Buffy eyed the romaine dubiously. “That can’t be right. Ripping stuff up leaves a lot more bruises than cutting it with good sharp knife. What do you think, Spike?”
“That you’re incredibly sexy when you’re bloodthirsty? Well, it’s the truth! All right, if I were insane enough to eat it, my molars would bruise the vile stuff. You have my permission to chop away.”
“Do you guys realize you just made salad making sound gory?”
“Why do they always say to tear the leaves instead of chopping them?” Buffy asked.
“I think it’s so the lettuce doesn’t bruise,” Dawn said.
Buffy eyed the romaine dubiously. “That can’t be right. Ripping stuff up leaves a lot more bruises than cutting it with good sharp knife. What do you think, Spike?”
“That you’re incredibly sexy when you’re bloodthirsty? Well, it’s the truth! All right, if I were insane enough to eat it, my molars would bruise the vile stuff. You have my permission to chop away.”
“Do you guys realize you just made salad making sound gory?”
